i love it when people are like “don’t you think liking boy bands is a little childish” i mean i want to bang them so probably not
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you
why would i want a book with blank pages in it
This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.
HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe